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Stinky News at Eleven (Stinky Stories) Kindle Edition

by Peter Grant (Author), Waylon Bacon (Illustrator) Format: Kindle Edition
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A Spontaneous Compulsion to Misspeak



Peyton Mayer is a TV reporter with looks, ambition, and personality. If he could only get to the end of a sentence without a flub he’d be a network instead of a local reporter. When Peyton moves into the Hudson he attaches himself to Eddie, figuring that Eddie will lead him to a career-making story. As Stinky trolls YouTube for videos of Peyton’s on-air gaffes, Eddie tries to keep him out of harm's way. Peyton fortifies himself with a Virgin Scorpion Bowl and then orders a double portion of trouble at a classic Chinese restaurant – you don’t have to crack open a fortune cookie to know that he’s way over his head. Lucky for him, Eddie is taller.

About Stinky Stories

The #1 bestselling Amazon series, “Stinky Stories” includes almost eighty comic short stories that span over fifty years of Stinky and Eddie’s lives. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something needs to be done, he’s already doing it. They’re as close as Brooklyn and Queens and as unlikely to separate.

Stinky doesn’t go looking for trouble, but he can’t hide from it. It’s part of the “best looking man on the planet” package. Stinky eventually looks upon Peyton as his wayward child after Peyton invites himself to the family cottage for the weekend, discovers a “treasure chest” under the floorboards and gets kicked in the ribs for insulting a hook and ladder company. Stinky and Eddie would like to live quietly, but lucky for us that never happens.

This story introduces the first of many outrageous guest stars and read on for an ever expanding cast of relatives. The stories are witty and literate and readers don’t have to leave their brains in a jar to enjoy them. Whether it’s a flat-out farce, bedroom comedy, sexy romp, sly satire or screwball family intrigue, you’re never far from a happy ending in every Stinky story. Isn’t that what we really need these days?

If you’re curious about Stinky and Eddie’s other humorous adventures, go to www.stinkyandeddie.com for quotes of the week, frequently asked questions, publication information and news of our boys’ dealings.

Information about Peter Grant’s published works, Stinky or otherwise is on his Amazon author page:

https://amazon.com/author/grantpeter

For more information about talented cover artist and filmmaker Waylon Bacon:

www.waylonbacon.com

Related stories are listed at the end for further reading.
 
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  5. Publication date
    June 3, 2014
  6. File size
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00KREPI4W
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Peter Grant; 2nd edition (June 3, 2014)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 3, 2014
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 406 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 47 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    5.0 5.0 out of 5 stars 2 ratings

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Peter Grant

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Peter's first published book, "The Chapel of Trinity College" tells the story of how an extraordinary group of men built a masterful Gothic Revival building in the depths of the Great Depression. Peter revised and updated the book for the Chapel's 75th anniversary. His popular Stinky Stories tell the fictional life of the best looking man on the planet. Reviewers have compared his writings to P.G. Wodehouse ("A barrel-ride of rip-roaring fun reminiscent of P. G. Wodehouse novels") and even Shakespeare ("Best dick poem since Sonnet 135"). Writers take what they can get, when it comes to reviews. As a notary public Peter is accustomed to charging ten dollars for his signature and was surprised to learn that authors give them away for free. "No wonder so many of us are starving," he said in a recent interview.

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James A. Gibson
5.0 out of 5 stars Another witty, literate book by Peter Grant
Reviewed in the United States on August 22, 2018
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Peter Grant is one of the people I started following on Twitter soon after I joined. His books, like his tweets, are humorous, literate and sane, in a very comic way. I always enjoy reading whatever he writes.
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